Dickhead of the day award.

Oh. My. God.

A Melbourne man organised his mates stag night and booked a show called ‘anal’.

And it seems he got a bit of anal himself. With an “arguably statuesque" pink, strap-on.

He then took the stripper to court and claimed she had raped him with a dildo. That was after he was on his hands and knees with his pants off.

AND after he said to her “Be gentle. Don’t do it too hard”.

It seems he had a sore bottom the next day and felt uncomfortable.

Shall I send him some of that expensive bum cream?

What a dick.

Or should I say, arse.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/2723580/Bucks-night-stripper-not-guilty-of-raping-best-man