Missing Muff

There’s a fair bit of muff missing around the place at the moment.

A resident of a small Canterbury settlement, Orari, has done his bit to put the town on the map. Now for those of you not familiar with Orari (which is pretty much everyone) you need to know that this place is a tiny farming community in our South Island. There’s nothing much there except for sheep, cows and paddocks.

Anyway this guy kicked up a quite a kerfuffle a few weeks back when he asked the local authority to change the name of one of the local roads because the signs were being stolen all the time.

All because of a bit of muff.

Road that is.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2611515/Muff-Road-name-change-request

And across the ditch, a Queensland family has been reunited with their dog Muffy after 9 years! http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/cutestuff/2705139/Family-finds-lost-dog-after-nine-years

A cute story but really, why would you call your dog Muffy? You should have just called her Vagina and got it over and done with.

And surely you'd have to ask yourself if that's why she ran away from you in the first place.

Meanwhile closer to home, S says he is also missing muff.